Stan: Well, well, well, what have we here? Discount coupons to the American Safety Museum ?! (singsongy): Using these! Oh, look, they’re doing an exhibit on Augustus Seatbelt, the inventor of the airbag.
Roger: Hello?! We’re not going to any stupid safety museum.
Stan: It’s time! Everybody ready to go to the American Safety Museum? Interesting. It says here autoerotic asphyxiation is the number one cause of awkward funerals.
Roger: Ooh, they have a picture?
Steve: Roger, what could happen? It’s the Safety Museum.
Stan: Yeah, it’s not like it’s the Natural History Museum, full of dangerous ideas and attitudes.