Auction sales, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Operation: Broken Feather, S01E12, 2014 (feat. Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews, Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti, Dirk Blocker, Joel McKinnon Miller, Andre Braugher).

Jake Peralta: and I’m so excited to be here tonight to sell you all of these cool, old, Greek things. Our first item up for bid is lot number 344. It is this old “vase,” “vahs” if you’re nasty. It was made in the year… five and depicts the classic Greek fable: Boy meets girl, boy has goat legs. And on the back, just a whole bunch of wheat. So let’s start the bidding at $10.

A talk about museum, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Operation: Broken Feather, S01E12, 2014 (feat. Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews, Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti, Dirk Blocker, Joel McKinnon Miller, Andre Braugher).

Amy Santiago: What’s going on in there?

The woman: An auction of Greek antiquities.

Jake Peralta: Ah, I believe it’s pronounced “antiques.”

Amy Santiago: I’m sorry about my partner. He’s never been to a museum.

Jake Peralta: Have so.

Amy Santiago: Wax museums don’t count.

Jake Peralta: Then why are they called museums? It’s right there in the name.