A talk about museum, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Operation: Broken Feather, S01E12, 2014 (feat. Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews, Melissa Fumero, Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti, Dirk Blocker, Joel McKinnon Miller, Andre Braugher).
Amy Santiago: What’s going on in there?
The woman: An auction of Greek antiquities.
Jake Peralta: Ah, I believe it’s pronounced “antiques.”
Amy Santiago: I’m sorry about my partner. He’s never been to a museum.
Jake Peralta: Have so.
Amy Santiago: Wax museums don’t count.
Jake Peralta: Then why are they called museums? It’s right there in the name.